Memoirs of a Hoof Dog
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ANYBODY HERE LIKE PIZZA?
October 26th, 2011
give em puppets Harry!
October 25th, 2011
Spare a little change for the former king of Black Friday?
October 19th, 2011
Wife #5…now there was a REAL shark!
October 18th, 2011
hyenal hernia
September 21st, 2011
I GOT IT…..I G
September 20th, 2011
Speak softly and carry an Epilady
September 15th, 2011
isn’t it rich? isn’t it queer?
September 14th, 2011
makin the circuit
September 12th, 2011
…and everybody looks like Oprah
September 9th, 2011
Bah….you bloodthirsty little nomads…GET OUTTA MY KITCHEN!!!
September 6th, 2011
They wern’t no Camaros there…..I checked.
August 29th, 2011
Hey, that looks like Abramoff’s arm inside you!
August 22nd, 2011
just like ridin a bike (with no seat, or wheels, or chain, or handlebars)
August 18th, 2011
Yeah…sure Mac…..but first…..here’s a song
August 16th, 2011
I’m tellin ya Junior…back in the day, I could pollenate like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
August 12th, 2011
bow chicka bow…look at happy Mr. Sun
August 11th, 2011
untitled
August 9th, 2011
It’s not you, it’s me
August 8th, 2011
the Debil Went Down to Martha’s Vineyard
August 5th, 2011
insane in the memBlaine
August 4th, 2011
Vinnie the Pooh
August 2nd, 2011
Why yes it’s a GUND mate. What of it?
August 1st, 2011
Dave’s not here
July 28th, 2011
I can’t wait til they invent C-SPAN!
July 27th, 2011
Brohemian rhapsody
July 26th, 2011
Pity after he carried Alabama
July 22nd, 2011
self portrait # blah blah blah
July 20th, 2011
read my snout…NO TRESPASSING!!!
July 19th, 2011
the KING and I
July 18th, 2011
It’s me…sxylzrd69!
July 15th, 2011
Buckaroo Bonehead
July 14th, 2011
Oh, you must be thinking of my cousin…Bernie deLeon
July 12th, 2011
fuggedaboudit Matthew
July 11th, 2011
You know Lee Greenwood is bald, right?
July 7th, 2011
Danke Shank
July 5th, 2011
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE
June 16th, 2011
Well…they do bark a lot
June 15th, 2011
Barkeep, if anyone asks, you didn’t see us
June 13th, 2011
landin’ on his feet
June 10th, 2011
I hope Gymboree has ascots
June 9th, 2011
histoWEEEEEE
June 8th, 2011
It’s called ACTING
June 6th, 2011
Mission control to Alpha III…..we’re taking you off the nipple
June 2nd, 2011
Daddy’s home! Whats that smell?
June 1st, 2011
self portrait # six hundred and sixty six (the final solution)
May 31st, 2011
Yo, I think that caterpillar is wearin’ a wire.
May 27th, 2011
Don’t hate the soothsayer, hate the sooth
May 25th, 2011
Wankers
May 24th, 2011
beso mi mucho
May 23rd, 2011
buttload
May 20th, 2011
The bread crumbs on the floor shoulda been a giveaway
May 18th, 2011
self portrait XVII and two thirds
May 13th, 2011
Do you mind Mike…I’m EATING HERE
May 10th, 2011
Happiness is a warm throne
May 9th, 2011
More triangle!
May 6th, 2011
Where’s everybody else???
May 4th, 2011
On a friendly horse I ride
May 3rd, 2011
It’s only logical
May 2nd, 2011
He was our Pete Best
April 29th, 2011
I sleep like a rock, thanks.
April 28th, 2011
but…you’re so………PLIABLE
April 27th, 2011
The new iPhone alarm app
April 25th, 2011
It’s like he WANTED me to hit him.
April 22nd, 2011
HEY EVERYONE…..CHECK ME OUUUUUUerrrghhhhhh
April 21st, 2011
deadline
April 20th, 2011
and I’m wearin catnip galoshes
April 19th, 2011
Sing along! You know the words!
April 18th, 2011
I like to have something to stroke while I’m contemplating
April 15th, 2011
Talkin’ turkey
April 14th, 2011
until then, they got along swimmingly
April 13th, 2011
your move, Yuckmouth
April 12th, 2011
I’m gonna need to see your original adoption papers, Mr. Peadiddle
April 11th, 2011
HOO you callin weird??
April 8th, 2011
On a warm summer’s evenin’
April 6th, 2011
Fatty got a BUM rap!
April 5th, 2011
Mommy…it’s the NAKED SLOTH GUY
March 30th, 2011
Live Nude Girls!
March 29th, 2011
Everybody’s a critic
March 28th, 2011
If I could walk that way I wouldn’t need the talcum powder
March 25th, 2011
Above the fruited plain
March 24th, 2011
Don’t stop ’til ya get enough
March 23rd, 2011
Don’t you wish your girlfriend could philosophize like me?
March 22nd, 2011
It’s your spin Zontaur X-9.7
March 21st, 2011
one number 2…COMIN UP!
March 18th, 2011
I’m falling apart here
March 17th, 2011
Was that a deer?
March 15th, 2011
it sounded better on paper
March 14th, 2011
Does my ass look big in these?
March 11th, 2011
First of all Joshua, we don’t believe in ipods, and besides, you don’t have ears
March 10th, 2011
This isn’t as fun as they make it out to be
March 9th, 2011
Freudian slip
March 8th, 2011
It’s a good thing you’re the Messiah!
March 7th, 2011
Some enchanted evening
March 4th, 2011
the green ones makes you horny
March 3rd, 2011
2 sweet 2 be 4gotten
March 2nd, 2011
Where’s the cake? I was promised cake.
March 1st, 2011
Misty watercolor memories
February 23rd, 2011
Careful man, there’s a beverage here!
February 22nd, 2011
Hey Cantor….what rhymes with orange?
February 21st, 2011
Consenting adults
February 18th, 2011
Symbolic? No way dude!
February 17th, 2011
Precious memories
February 15th, 2011
contents under pressure
February 14th, 2011
That damn canary is a ringer
February 11th, 2011
ATLAS (a division of acme products)
February 10th, 2011
Every kiss begins with breakfast
February 8th, 2011
Making ends meet in a ramen noodle economy
February 7th, 2011
Linemen gone wild
February 4th, 2011
6 more weeks of unrest
February 3rd, 2011
No more Breakfast at Tiffany’s for Frisky!
February 2nd, 2011
What I meant was, there was this badger….
February 1st, 2011
Tagged
January 31st, 2011
I don’t see any cameras
January 27th, 2011
self portrait # 6 point eight
January 26th, 2011
Me up on my corn chip on my boat
January 25th, 2011
And the Oscar for best makeup goes to…..
January 24th, 2011
Paper chase
January 21st, 2011
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for some hot lovin today
January 20th, 2011
Cue Sarah McLachlan in 3….2….
January 19th, 2011
How’s life treatin ya stranger?
January 18th, 2011
Cling Free on your collar, told a tale on you
January 17th, 2011
Hey kid, those aren’t rabbit ears!!!
January 14th, 2011
Shoulda went with the Dorothy Hamill
January 13th, 2011
Can we talk?
January 12th, 2011
Ain’t he missin a finger?
January 11th, 2011
yo… back that up!
January 10th, 2011
A cavity is a cavity as far as I’m concerned
January 7th, 2011
Fool for the city
January 6th, 2011
HEY….YOU COME BACK HERE WITH MY RASCAL!!!!
January 5th, 2011
Mama knows
January 4th, 2011
Fairly unbalanced
January 3rd, 2011
dry fruits of leisure
December 31st, 2010
self portrait # 111
December 30th, 2010
Anybody ever tell you in this light, you look like more like a Cro Mag than a Neanderthal?
December 28th, 2010
Oh, and I’m gonna need you to fill out a 1099
December 27th, 2010
Behold, from the East came 3 white men
December 24th, 2010
I got your nepotism right HERE Mitch
December 23rd, 2010
Seriously dude….the cat got your tongue!
December 21st, 2010
To be honest, I don’t sing all that well
December 20th, 2010
hey, check out my twatter!
December 17th, 2010
Jazz hands and fo’ paws
December 16th, 2010
Ain’t that a kick in the head!
December 15th, 2010
Smilin man walkin
December 14th, 2010
I’ll stop the world and melt with you
December 13th, 2010
YOU TOOK MY JESUS FISH!!!
December 10th, 2010
Just have a seat between Sam Kinison and Red Fox
December 9th, 2010
He was also the first president to short out in office
December 8th, 2010
Oh how the mighty have fallen
December 7th, 2010
You say tomato, I say bite me you vegan sissypants
December 6th, 2010
HEY…IT’S NOT LIKE I’M A BEDBUG!!!!!
December 3rd, 2010
YO…..my eyes are up HERE!
December 2nd, 2010
fallin’ idol
December 1st, 2010
You gonna finish that salt lick?
November 30th, 2010
Self Portait # 62 (Sexy Beasts)
November 29th, 2010
You know he went on to play Mrs. Doubtfork, right?
November 26th, 2010
Feeble like a fox!
November 24th, 2010
Miles Standoffish
November 23rd, 2010
HIPster
November 22nd, 2010
self portrait #27
November 19th, 2010
I think Muofunga got Botox, but she ain’t tellin
November 18th, 2010
There’s a joke here somewhere
November 17th, 2010
Nobody likes their driver’s license picture
November 16th, 2010
hmmmm……I detect a hint of basil
November 15th, 2010
Standing by
November 11th, 2010
Banana Republican
November 10th, 2010
Milk……it’s what’s for dinner!
November 9th, 2010
VIRAL and RABID!
November 8th, 2010
The Freak gets the hook from the Powers that be.
November 5th, 2010
Now THAT’S a grimace!
November 3rd, 2010
I wish I could quit you bird
November 2nd, 2010
You told me you were an OPTHAMOLOGIST
November 1st, 2010
Son, you got a panty on yer head
October 28th, 2010
Last year, I won the Morey Amsterdam
October 27th, 2010
Country music and blood suckin = Saturday bliss
October 26th, 2010
suckas ride brooms
October 25th, 2010
Woah!
October 22nd, 2010
I’m only guano say this once
October 21st, 2010
Bear left
October 20th, 2010
hybrid
October 18th, 2010
double down
October 15th, 2010
Holy Moses…I’M GETTING FAT!
October 14th, 2010
monkey business
October 13th, 2010
I don’t want anybody else, and when I think about you……..
October 12th, 2010
Wood eye! Wood eye!
October 11th, 2010
Hey….this was posed to be a ding dang cornfield!
October 8th, 2010
Shouldn’t a slept through orientation
October 7th, 2010
I don’t mean to make hay of the situation, but…..
October 5th, 2010
Buzzworthy
October 4th, 2010
Bringin up the rear….
October 1st, 2010
We are en-DANGEROUS
September 30th, 2010
It’s the RIGHT thing to do!
September 29th, 2010
cue backlash
September 28th, 2010
I gotta admit….that smells pretty good
September 27th, 2010
Lenny…meet Artemis. Artemis….meet Lenny
September 24th, 2010
One if by land, two in the bush
September 23rd, 2010
Art, schmart……. just an excuse to see animals au naturale
September 22nd, 2010
smoke signals
September 21st, 2010
If I only had some junk
September 20th, 2010
My first bunny
September 17th, 2010
HOT FOOT!
September 16th, 2010
Will work for upgrades
September 15th, 2010
show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
September 14th, 2010
Artemis is a ward of the state 3
September 13th, 2010
he only knows one sign
September 10th, 2010
bound and determined
September 9th, 2010
Look what I found in this giant Hudson River litter pile
September 8th, 2010
This alien makes house calls
September 7th, 2010
No thanks, I make my own
September 6th, 2010
Damn camera phones
September 3rd, 2010
Hey kids, take your morality tales and shove em up your dumpers
September 2nd, 2010
Tom
September 1st, 2010
Don’t tase me bro!
August 31st, 2010
I got a fever and the only cure is more dumbbell
August 30th, 2010
Morning wood all day long
August 27th, 2010
Artemis is a ward of the state
August 26th, 2010
le’ poop sack es tres cool
August 25th, 2010
You might wanna wash those, kid
August 23rd, 2010
Wait’ll you see my butt sculptures
August 20th, 2010
d-u-c-UCK
August 19th, 2010
OSHA nightmare
August 18th, 2010
REAL change that can’t be refudiated
August 17th, 2010
It just goes to show you….
August 16th, 2010
First mate. Second date.
August 13th, 2010
Nap time! Everybody grab a juice box and a xanax.
August 12th, 2010
Rectum….it almost KILLED em!
August 11th, 2010
Hang 4 and a half
August 10th, 2010
schluuuuuuuuurp
August 6th, 2010
Candy for the myopic eye.
August 5th, 2010
I think it’s the shoes coach.
August 4th, 2010
By the time they got him assembled, he died
August 3rd, 2010
Aviary Mercenary
August 2nd, 2010
On the market
July 30th, 2010
I’m talking to YOU three pecker’d billygoat
July 29th, 2010
Like the real thing was any more interesting.
July 28th, 2010
Nipsey Russell didn’t even get a chance
July 27th, 2010
Gee Willickers Sis, it’s like kissin a mirror!
July 26th, 2010
Nobody knows the troubles I’ve seen
July 23rd, 2010
No car necessary.
July 22nd, 2010
I’m just lookin for some TUSH!
July 21st, 2010
Comma Sutra
July 20th, 2010
Caleb shares
July 19th, 2010
You should see the Trojan Horse!
July 16th, 2010
I’ll see your Muskrat love and raise you one Monkey fu…..
July 15th, 2010
Nothing compares to poo
July 14th, 2010
Arizona dreamin’
July 13th, 2010
Nuthin could be finer!
July 12th, 2010
I heart casual Fridays!
July 9th, 2010
Man….my cousin was hooked on that stuff
July 8th, 2010
You just started yourself a new Branson
July 7th, 2010
Heather James…..If you’re still alive, I love you!
July 6th, 2010
Hope this doesn’t taint his legacy
July 5th, 2010
This really happened
July 2nd, 2010
All those carrots…..wasted
July 1st, 2010
Andy Warthog
June 30th, 2010
Hey guess what?
June 29th, 2010
tragically addicted to ink
June 28th, 2010
And a side a gravy if won’t put ya out
June 25th, 2010
I’ll have an order of fish legs to go
June 24th, 2010
I’m a pickin and you’re a morphadyke
June 23rd, 2010
Hey Green Jeans….bring me some a that stuff you grew
June 22nd, 2010
womb with a view
June 21st, 2010
the tale of the tape
June 18th, 2010
Chicken Cordon Blue
June 17th, 2010
beating the odds with…you guessed it…..a bat
June 16th, 2010
Oh crap…..they saw us!
June 15th, 2010
Wait Mr. President….don’t bend over….I’ll get it
June 14th, 2010
Nice forearms, Popeye!
June 11th, 2010
summertime summertime sum sum summertime!
June 10th, 2010
cat not included
June 9th, 2010
aw…not on my good sheets!
June 8th, 2010
yeah, well, your fly is open
June 7th, 2010
Can you spare a couple bucks for a Moosearoo down on his luck
June 4th, 2010
Gonna take a sentimental journey
June 3rd, 2010
hey you in the unitard…..how’s about a courtesy flush?
June 2nd, 2010
I need to see your handstamp, kid
June 1st, 2010
Steve
May 31st, 2010
Sgt. Banana Pepper’s Lonely Artichoke Hearts Club Band
May 28th, 2010
that Amber is SUCH a whore
May 27th, 2010
beary interesting
May 26th, 2010
Abe
May 25th, 2010
Hey Achmed…. What am I invisible?
May 24th, 2010
monkey shines
May 21st, 2010
you know what they say
May 20th, 2010
hysterical marker
May 19th, 2010
It’s just another manic mushroom
May 18th, 2010
must be Monday!
May 17th, 2010
Pilkington
May 14th, 2010
Rollin rollin rollin….RAWHIDE
May 13th, 2010
I’ma gonna fill ya full a lead soon as these scallions are ready
May 12th, 2010
at least the benefits are decent
May 11th, 2010
Next up…. invent internet
May 10th, 2010
WAR HUH good Gawd ya’ll
May 7th, 2010
Oh look honey….. an archery set!
May 6th, 2010
I’m too sexy for this hearing
May 4th, 2010
I’m gonna be the man who’s haverin to you
May 3rd, 2010
mumble mumble mumble big ass rock mumble mumble
April 30th, 2010
thither Thuthie thittin on a thithle
April 29th, 2010
can I call ya Joe
April 28th, 2010
farmville 2.0
April 27th, 2010
gypsies, tramps. and settees
April 26th, 2010
chicks dig the box
April 23rd, 2010
SPOILER ALERT
April 22nd, 2010
yeah… cause cats and owls always hung out together
April 21st, 2010
say WHEN
April 20th, 2010
I said how bout a LITTLE head
April 19th, 2010
Art imitates Leif
April 16th, 2010
conjunction junction, what’s your major malfunction
April 15th, 2010
One day at a time sweet Jesus
April 14th, 2010
I swear…. all we did was make out!
April 13th, 2010
G’mornin Aunt Ed… AUUUUUUGHHHH!!!!
April 12th, 2010
I’m fairly certain Warren was never subjected to this
April 9th, 2010
Hey… is that a Lexus?
April 8th, 2010
everything’s comin up roses!
April 7th, 2010
u = Homo genus moronicus LOL
April 6th, 2010
We need a louder buzzer
April 5th, 2010
The Angela Basset hound had a skin rash
April 2nd, 2010
It’s all fun and games til someone loses an eye
April 1st, 2010
octogone
March 31st, 2010
It starts with a dream….
March 30th, 2010
it’s either a tumor or a furball
March 29th, 2010
he seemed so….. happy
March 26th, 2010
Don’t Cry For Me Ike and Tina
March 25th, 2010
And that’s when the tough cookies showed up.
March 24th, 2010
They knew that it was MUCH more than a hunch
March 23rd, 2010
Pound for pound… Jake and the Fatman was a better series.
March 19th, 2010
hi ya!
March 18th, 2010
Wasn’t your hair parted on the other side yesterday?
March 17th, 2010
Would you care for a cashew?
March 16th, 2010
so….. no on the horse?
March 15th, 2010
Who? What? Me? What?
March 12th, 2010
Well you can squeegee a windshield with ‘em
March 11th, 2010
Been a long time since I did the ssssssstroll
March 10th, 2010
couldn’t spare a square
March 9th, 2010
Sweet….Jay’s Back!
March 8th, 2010
but I ate all my cobbler!
March 5th, 2010
Hoof Dog mails it in
March 4th, 2010
Life is a Highway…
March 3rd, 2010
Hairesy
March 2nd, 2010
Franz Klammer, we hardly knew ye
March 1st, 2010
The junk beneath my wings
February 26th, 2010
Hey, I’m bakin’ here!
February 25th, 2010
did you use distilled water?
February 24th, 2010
Tricky Dick had one more trick and twas a dicky trick indeed
February 23rd, 2010
There’s ALWAYS room for Jell-o
February 22nd, 2010
Me and Nana down by the schoolyard
February 19th, 2010
Elliot Ghould
February 18th, 2010
you think my HAT is big
February 17th, 2010
Phat Tuesday
February 16th, 2010
Hong Kong FOOEY
February 15th, 2010
Hoofy the love bringer
February 14th, 2010
for those about to rock!
February 12th, 2010
clean as a whistle
February 11th, 2010
What’s hop’nin hot stuff?
February 10th, 2010
dude, you crack me up!
February 9th, 2010
WTF is Honalee???
February 8th, 2010
I’m Abraham Lincoln, and I approve this doodle
January 31st, 2010
I know why the caged bird flings
January 30th, 2010
dis sekth ith on FI-YAH
January 28th, 2010
and I swear it rained milk
January 27th, 2010
race car
January 26th, 2010
don’t get me to lyin
January 25th, 2010
we all scream
January 24th, 2010
routine maintenance
January 23rd, 2010
for the kids
January 22nd, 2010
Tug on this
January 19th, 2010
stand by me
January 18th, 2010
plus sighs
January 17th, 2010
they call me the Chisler
January 16th, 2010
Feng Shui
January 15th, 2010
Introducing Hoof Dog
January 14th, 2010
chances are, ’cause I wear a silly grin
January 12th, 2010
Bejiggered
January 11th, 2010
Caitlin
January 11th, 2010
The Green Mile
January 10th, 2010
Tex Shambles
January 10th, 2010
New Mirror
January 5th, 2010
Gwendolyn down
January 4th, 2010
the big FIN-ish
January 4th, 2010
peppered him good
January 2nd, 2010
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